gofuckyourselftomhiddleston:

lokiworshipper:

rsharky:

sittinbuddha:

steelmachines:

Tom Hiddleston | Esquire (US) February 2012 | ph. Max Vadukul

jesus.

Christ…

What.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

Oh, it’s no problem Tom, I didn’t need to fucking sleep.

And why are you always posing in fucking condemned places Tom?

I bet they were just fucking fine before you fucking waltzed in wearing you fancy and probably really expensive fucking outfit and stupid face. Then you have to go fucking strut your goddamn stuff through the innocent fucking door and shit just fucking crumbles under your intense fucking gaze. The walls and shit just fucking fall over - if they could talk they’d be fucking screaming in pain, the furniture all come to life, jump out the window and run the fuck away, the windows shatter -no. EXFUCKINGPLODE - getting fucking little glass shards of death everywhere. But they float to you and just, like, fucking weave themselves into your aura and hair and just make you so fucking sparkly. Like a sparkly angel of pain and destruction.

And even though the photographer has glass shards permanently embedded into their eyeballs they still manage to take this goddamn fucking picture of you.

So I’ll fucking stay up till four fucking am.

Fucking asshole.

gofuckyourselftomhiddleston:

An actual 911 recording:

“Hello this is 911 what is your emergency?”

“Um, okay, well I was driving to work and … well…”

“Did you have a crash sir?”

“No. No, no - it’s… well… it’s hard to explain really…”

“Just tell me what the emergency is sir.”

“Is it illegal for people to try to chisel stuff into a mountain?”

“Excuse me, sir?”

“Well, there are a … lot… of women with like axes and stuff… and I think they are trying to carve something into the mountain…”

“Um, do you know what they are trying to carve into it?”

“No. Wait. *shuffling noises* I found a picture of a man. I don’t know who it is.”

“Could you describe the picture for me sir?”

“Yeah, sure. He has brown hair and a goatee… uh, blue eyes, his face is kinda thin, he’s wearing a tie and a leather jacket…”

“Tom Hiddleston.”

“Uh, who?”

*the sound of the operators head phones being dropped and then the quick shuffling of footsteps*

“Who’s Tom Hiddleston?? Hello? Hello!”

Douche :(

hiddlestonerr:

Tom Hiddleston on who has the best butt in The Avengers

hiddlestonisthegodofmischief:

Another reason to love Tom Hiddleston.

And to make him your sole sexual obsession.

nocandyforsadkids:

You bastard.

Can he be anymore adorable? 

stfuhatemongers:

hannahology:

praisingthelordonekillatatime:

Olympic divers mid dive lolololol

Well, that’s beautiful.

I love all sorts of sports photography because of the faces. This is the best ever. 

Just sayin’.

Facha culiá vintage.

randomweas:

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